I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
It's blow job season.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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