i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
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