Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
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