big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Randomize
