Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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