Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
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