i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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