so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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