a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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