There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
ugly people sure do ruin things
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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