Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I have tasted many bathrooms
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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