My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Randomize
