Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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