Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
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