Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Randomize
