med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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