O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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