I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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