Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
