Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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