Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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