she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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