I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
i think im in europe. pls send help
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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