Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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