Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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