im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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