# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Randomize
