I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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