i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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