Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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