Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
they're like a gay fantastic four
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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