She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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