I want to make a zoo with you.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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