i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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