So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
This girl is more easily done than said...
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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