You work out of a Hotel?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I AM VODKA MAN
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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