You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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