Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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