After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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