the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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