i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
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