He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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