White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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