like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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