Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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