Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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