There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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