vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
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