Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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