WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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