question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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