okay pat passed out under dana's car
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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