no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
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