my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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